more

she declares Jihad 

against federal earmarks

(except Wasilla's)

First Dude Todd grins big -- 

snowmachiner nonpareil

bagged big game: the Guv!

baby's hair a fright

sister pets it into place

camera sees hand lick

those glasses! the hair!

is Tina Fey the next veep?

we'd be better off

one heartbeat away

from the presidency. good

thing it's not Rush's

mom I'd like to fuck.

grandmother I'd like to fuck.

VP I don't want.