Friday, October 3, 2008

more

use Palin Shampoo
washes your brain squeaky clean
Blather, Mince, Repeat

four more years of our
hungry domestic markets
stuck holding the bag

a conservative
backlash? ‘bout time, you assholes.
for Bush, you owe us

she runs states like a
vicious passive-aggressive
PTA bakesale

Putin’s head rears?
Eh, Miss South Carolina?
You run Alaska?

What a team they'll be
Mavericky Mavericks
two peas in a pod