more

use Palin Shampoo

washes your brain squeaky clean

Blather, Mince, Repeat

four more years of our

hungry domestic markets

stuck holding the bag

a conservative

backlash? ‘bout time, you assholes.

for Bush, you owe us

she runs states like a

vicious passive-aggressive

PTA bakesale

Putin’s head rears?

Eh, Miss South Carolina?

You run Alaska?

What a team they'll be

Mavericky Mavericks

two peas in a pod