Monday, September 15, 2008

more

closest to Russia?
nearby power lines don't make
an electrician

bachelor degree
five colleges in six years
eskimo barbie

women, don't be fooled
by this walking womb acting
like she's qualified.

met six months ago
had just one conversation
that should be enough

PTA member
kids are better vetted for
a job at Best Buy

remain silent and
be thought a fool, or speak out
and remove all doubt

1 comment:

Betsey Russell said...

Hi there! Glad I'm not the only one who uses haiku to maintain a sense of humor (or vent my outrage) in this morass of political idiocy. Here are my offerings...

Perky Governor
She can handle a shotgun
And still make dinner

Her warm smile tells us
The old white ways are still best
Don't vote for black men

To make a big splash
Just sell a plane on E-bay
And bury the loss

Abstinence is best
Young people don't get pregnant
Unless it's God's will

Palin says "No Roe!"
Poverty or felony?
That's freedom of choice!

Pit bull in lipstick
Politics of division
In color that lasts!

Sara Palin knows
What's best with guns 'n ammo?
Mom and apple pie!